May 2013
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
"I might date you if you lost a few..."
edrecoveryprobs:
Trolls cannot have belly buttons
moanda:
The only reason creatures have belly buttons is because of the umbilical cord they were attached to while inside their mother’s womb. If the Homestuck trolls were hatched as grubs then evolved, there’s no way they can have belly buttons!
I only say this because I constantly see pictures of trolls with belly buttons. And I don’t know why but it bothers me anatomically
THUS I rest my...
mememaster:
abbysetcetera:
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
That’s deep
africans:
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
eterna forest: yelyahwilliams: albinwonderland: I... →
yelyahwilliams:
albinwonderland:
I was standing in the bathroom with my 8-year-old niece and she saw me adjusting my top and said, completely serious and curious,
“Why do you want to look good?”
it took me aback for a moment.
“Sometimes because I want to. Sometimes because I feel…
pussy game too strong
piglii:
piglii:
221becquerel:
kkatkkrap:
justdrinktea:
so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
here’s a general gist of the translation:
Rudolph had a shiny nose no one liked him he cried every night then one Christmas it was dark Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient) Rudolph was useful.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
o-oo-ooo-oooo-ooooo-oooooo:
bumblingb:
I had a dream they unveiled a new diglett evolution that was basically like 20 digletts in a group.
it was called dugstruction.
HELP I DID THE THING-
shadowrawrs:
strawberrydaydreams:
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
jawhaw:
captainabs:
the-kiwi-avenger:
consulting-god-of-badassery:
incurablyspooky:
daemon-hearts:
A minute of silence for all the good books with bad movie adaptions.
A minute of silence for all the bad books that are getting movie adaptations.
A minute of silence for books with the movie adaptation on the front cover
A minute of silence for The Last Airbender
ten minutes of...
rachelisaflameprincess:
bendydicks:
considerthishippie:
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
oh
i was not prepared for that
helioscentrifuge:
do she got a booty
she don’t :(
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
christinaposabule:
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
terns:
mark your territory by crying on things
tvvink:
*shouts at you* initiate the conversation because i never will
cryingjessepinkman:
you know who’s cute? you
you’re cute
