Last time I was in an arena full of kids they tried to kill me.– Josh Hutcherson presenting at the Kid’s Choice Awards (via livvy3000)
becauseimakhajiit: She wears short skirts I wear T-shirts she’s cheer captain and I cry over the death of my favorite fictional character at 3 am
>>mom tells you your bangs look like "old man...
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hightopwarror: ohtheclevernessof221b: ...
My parents are gone for the night. →
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I found an image that accurately describes my... →
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tittyminaj: imagine they draw the lottery and the ball comes up saying “primrose everdeen”
I just bought Bioshock 2 yesterday, and came upon...
molotovcockroach: Since Cave Johnson changed the objective of his company from making shower curtains to invention and testing in the mid-to-late 40’s; evidence suggests that they were playing second fiddle to another company as early as as 1949; the construction of Rapture was completed in 1946; and the first plasmid advertisement was designed in 1948… That means Aperture Science, Black Mesa,...
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That moment when something makes you laugh during...
Demon Dog: that would require me to turn cryoverse back on and oh MY GOD G ABE NEWELL HAS A BEARD
Demon Dog: http://youtu.be/NIx0ve7WMT8
Demon Dog: BEAAAAARD
Legion: I was thinking about changing the type of window for sun room
Legion: isnt gabe newell behind HL2
Demon Dog: yes
Demon Dog: he is the valve and creator of Valve
Demon Dog: the valve
Demon Dog: and creator
Demon Dog: of valve
Demon Dog: he
Demon Dog: is the ceo
Legion: enough with that
Demon Dog: valve
Demon Dog: valve
Demon Dog: of the valve
Demon Dog: gabe valve is the ceo
Demon Dog: of beard
Demon Dog: valve newvalve
Demon Dog: bearded ceo of gabe
Legion: you should lay off weeds
koholic: every other day. never had to handle a friend like this before; It’s exhausting. wat do.